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Donít waste your time on a man/woman, who isnít willing to waste their time on you.


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If you think there is good in everybody, you havenít met everybody.


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All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.


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IíM AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING IíM HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING


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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!


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Thereís always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.


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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha


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There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.


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Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


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Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.


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