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Sardar/Pathan SMS


Ek din SARDAR ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur Bahut socha┬┐ Kya socha?.. Kaash ! ye meri maa hoti to main bhi itna sundar hota


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A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye. sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga.


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Sardar Building Se Gira... Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon. Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..!


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Sardar Building Se Gira... Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said: Main Zinda Hoon. Sardars Wife: Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..!


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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.


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santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: santaji: main heater le aato hoon lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai santaji: to main heater on kar leta hoon.....


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Sardar-why r all these people running Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running


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Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gayewaiter: Paji murga langda tha.aur dilPaji wo murgi le gayi.Abe dimag to hoga Sorry paji murga sardar tha..


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Sardarji fixed his marriage on 2nd May. He sent invitation to his friends like this.. "Marriage is on May 2nd. Please come on 1st night.


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Movie director (sardar): in this scene u gotta jump from 10th floor. Actor: wat if i die Sardar: Dats not at all a problem, It"s the last scene.....


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