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Pathan double sawari pe jaa raha tha police ne rok kr poocha: pata nhi hai k double sawari band hai Pathan bola: pata hai isi liye to is ko wapis chorne jaa raha hun fiza 03015865723


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Sardar I love u ka matlab batao. Girl: Main tmse pyar krti hun. Sardar: Zra si baat kya pooch li tm to free hi hogayi. From Altaf Hussain Shah (Ghotki)


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pathan ki wife ka rang kala tha... Ek din usne red serhi pehen k apne pati se pucha main k c lag rhi hun Pathan: Kaise surme ki factory mein aag lag gai hai.


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pathan apna saaman leke GEO k office pohncha aur puccha: Wo baji kahan hai jo news k baad kehti hai " Humarey saath rahiye ga" Hm usk saath rehne aaya hai. From Altaf Hussain Shah (Ghotki)


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Pathan double sawari pe jaa raha tha police ne rok kr poocha: pata nhi hai k double sawari band hai Pathan bola: pata hai isi liye to is ko wapis chorne jaa raha hun..... from Altaf Hussain Shah (Ghotki)


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ek khusra fuaj m intervio deny gya fuaji;ap fuaji nhi bn sakty kyon k ap k paas ;lund; nhi h khusra;sir ap n goli chalwani h ya apni maan chudwani h 03322442099;mansoor


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Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He Kuch Log To SMS Hi Nahi Karte He Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me. Jo MISCALL Mar K B Balance Check Karte He


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"pyasa crow" once din he was pyasa.he finding paani but paani was kidro na labba.he guzra from forest.he was vekhiya one ghara,magar water was thora,he socha ek plan,he pick some wattay and sutey into the ghara,pani was uper come,he drank dhedh bhar k. moral:"punjabi english se better hai."


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