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Hadd se zyadaAaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai, tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai. phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar, shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai. contact# 0300 3354709 0333 2882458


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KAHU KAISE KE TUM KON HO, WAH WAH WAH, KAHU KAISE KE TUM KON HO, WAH WAH WAH, KAHU KAISE KE TUM KON HO, WAH WAH WAH KAHU KAISE KE TUM KON HO, WAH WAH KYA IDIOT BATAO NA KAISE KAHU KE TUM KON HO


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A husband was stung by bee "A husband was stung by bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is." " "


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12345 "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge... " " "" "


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aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay


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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....


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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!


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I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen i am ur colegate Copy to clipboard


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Yar sadi jan ho.... Punjabi ho ya pathan ho.. Coke ho ya shezan ho.. Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho Copy to clipboard


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Height of bravery! Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM: "Hey SwEeTy!" "CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...


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